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Thursday Jan 22, 2009

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Went to Dentist today... my computer keys r getting all yucky from my continuous drool... im such a baby i insist on being numbed from the waist up..... which means the Novocain will wear off in a week!


I hate the dentist!!!!



On a lighter note....



A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.



The firefighter looked a little closer. He noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'





wink wink wink wink smile wink wink wink wink



VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
jezabellah:
Thanks for your insight but it doesnt really help..
Jan 22, 2009
scarlettgrace_____:
poor kitty!!! biggrin biggrin
Jan 22, 2009

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