STILL, getting comments about my 1/13 blog about the fate of my dog, including every member, it seems, from all the pets and animals groups. So I thought id try to put this to rest, once and for all. Kraven is STILL calling me a butt face (by the way, if u haven't seen Kraven's blogs, they r SO worth it, a combination of intelligence,...
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johnnyu:
Lucky's so impulsive, I don't think he really asked first, god rest his soul! Typical male, thinking with his dick!
embla:
thank you for commenting my set 

OK, OK, after all my recent blogs most of u think the following:
1) i lost my dog after he fucked a tiger
2) im a Garden Gnome asshole
3) and a smart ass
So today, i thought id prove my worth to the SG site and give u a great tip on a brand new product from the creator of Breathe Right.
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1) i lost my dog after he fucked a tiger
2) im a Garden Gnome asshole
3) and a smart ass
So today, i thought id prove my worth to the SG site and give u a great tip on a brand new product from the creator of Breathe Right.
[VIDEO][/VIDEO]

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giulia:
XD XD XD XD for me has been a surprise!!!!! 

scarlettgrace_____:
too fucking funny!!


Since im in financial planning (and doesn't THAT suck during these 'yippee' economic times) here is the reason my male-dominated office doesn't do better:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which...
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which...
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missharuko:
are you sure?


scarlettgrace_____:
HA!!!!!



sundin:
Its funny cause its true!
caryn:
Horseshit. The image may evoke a chuckle---especially for men---but it has no truth to it at all, and the idea that it is reflective of the actual condition of men and women is absurd.
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steffiehime:
O_o I'm so confused. This is a joke, right?

johnnyu:
OK, OK, my REAl dog is Rinty and he's fine. In fact, here he is from this summer:
The dog in the pix was supposed to be a joke but many of u thought i was serious and sent me condolences. Kraven even started to cry and then realized it was a joke and called me a butthead. So much for my droll humor!!

The dog in the pix was supposed to be a joke but many of u thought i was serious and sent me condolences. Kraven even started to cry and then realized it was a joke and called me a butthead. So much for my droll humor!!





ONIONS
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, Well, son, there is three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like...
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, Well, son, there is three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like...
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moebelle:
hhahahhaha nice
moebelle:
holy crap that is so true!
I Thought I was a Cowboy Until...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling...
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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling...
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tj_:
thank you for such postive comments
its really makes my day start off right.

diva:
Thanks for the love on my 1st set!
I really appreciate it!
Have a wonderful weekend... Take care!
I really appreciate it!
Have a wonderful weekend... Take care!
sundin:
Yeah... its pretty safe to say now... I hate you, I hate your ass face!

Ok, i need some help here. I decided to pick up a new hobby, get some fresh air, get away from the computer and all!!! Here is my first attmept. Do u think I have a future in it?












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sundin:
Yes.... (deep breath)... My name is Sundin and I am Maple Leafs Fan..... my excuse, I was brainwashed

moebelle:
Hey, glad to hear from you! Added you indeed!
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steffiehime:
LMAO. XD Wow. I love that photo!
gufina:
"Those two guys must be idiots to pass up the opprotunity of a lifetime with G & G!!! "
You made my day with this! XD
You made my day with this! XD



I complained about my recent electric bill and here's the response I received !!
Dear JohnnyU,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you...
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Dear JohnnyU,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you...
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johnnyu:
But im not used to power co. employees with their pants on!!!!!!!!!!! Im used to them like this:








lillithvain:
lol
omg
omg
kraven:
hahahh thta was great
giulia:
big boobs
ghghgh


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