johnnytrance

So my job isn't good enough for the Army anymore because they were selling off the thing you do. So I get sent right out of my new unit to go TDY to Arizona. ROAD TRIP! When was the last time you went out and just drove around till you couldn't drive anymore? Well I took the road trip from San Antonio, TX to Huachuca,...
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PART 1: How much time did this guy put into making lyrics no theme song? It Boggles my Mind! He made six of these including Batman and Halloween.



I have a blog about my trip to arizona coming as sonn as I get my pictures!

I wish I could be as funny as these fuckers....

It's been the only good day in the last two weeks. I got free tix to go see The Hell Caminos down in San Angelo and get free beer the whole time! PLus I also just got their lastest CD "LUST" in the mail that I have been waiting for, it has taken a month to get here goddamn it! I would have bought it...
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I got a free flight to whereever I want to go, but I don't know where to go?

Ever had an music artist you liked as a kid but as you grew up and found that the world treats him and his listiners in obcuerity? You only listin to them on headphones, under the bed, locked in your room. Well I'm just going to admit it then I'm not wading in fear no more! I like Tevin Campbell, he just swerved more towards...
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These are my final days here on the island. But not forever! When I come back I will bring a whirlwind of treasures and babbings and I shall lay waste too hundereds of minds all at once!

What is the matter with you fucking females? I can't use the word women cause alot of you are way too immature and I use girls cause then you don't pay attention as well. Why do you say one thing but expect something else completely different? You ask for a glass of milk but when I get it for you, all of a sudden I...
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Ah fuck me! Another week, another few shitty blogs out the door. Nivoldoog thinks I should start my own blog site, but I need to get a fan base of more that one if I really want to take off.

Paul Mooney is one the greastest comeidians to grace this era. I'm throwing it out there and if you wanna says some shit about it ( looking at you Sonic Shit ), I will fuck your whole world up.