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Seattle

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Thursday Jul 02, 2009

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I am a fucking nutcase with drinking problem ! I have been "recommended" to go see a counslor about my depression and drinking problem. I told him that I may have dabbled in a bit too much before I deployed, but now focused on school and training for an upcoming muai thai smoker. He said that to cure my depression is to go and get a girlfriend and get some connection with a partner. Oh, that's great advice! Subsituite one depression of being lonley and get a a depresstion of not meeting my partners needy standereds. I am a huge coward when it comes to women, unless I'm just trying to get some strange. So I drink and become my alter-ego, who is apprently the shit. Most of my friends like better when I drunk. So then I gotta keep up the standered of my ego which I don't even have a name of, and try and make girlfriends outta the fucking nutballs that I drill out of the padded walls of a mental institution. Ask Nivoldoog, it let you in on the crazy shit!

Sidenote: You post those pictures and you will be mindraped from a thousand miles, Tommy!

2nd Side note: Never watch porn on a projecter on a 20 ft wall, I now have literaly seen the revovling beef cutrains which is both the funneist and revolting thing I have ever seen. I couldn't look at porn for a week.
nivoldoog:
Yea, your a closet nutcase. And yes you are a bit cooler drunk. Little bit more annoying to but hey, shit happens. Trick is being that same guy sober. You could always try....



OOh man... Hope you enjoyed warped tour... Because space nipples from the planet Bloody Pooptron is coming to raid your stash of Candy Corn and green beans. Which will leave you a craving to eat your own penis fried with green beans.
Jul 5, 2009
nivoldoog:
god damn I love you, you fuckin g fat as...."snake eyes" Justly I should oblige.... But fuck karma.... I love her dearly... but when is the last time she got me laid...
Jul 6, 2009

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