Happy New Year you decibels of the last generation !
As per tradition, you should set the tone for the year with a good cheer and grace... but were going to say fuck that for no other reason then to just because I don't want to. I am going to start with something that I have been wanting to write about for since last year, it about something that we all can relate to. I'm talking about herpes (looking at you Curtis).
Now for all you that have that terrible, afflicting disease that affect so many retards because they can't wrap there shit up, I feel a twinge of pity for you have to suffer through that and how the people that market it's medication, seem to me, like fucking with you. We have all seen the commercials where it starts with a couple walking down a concrete pathway in a park with a lake or bay or some kinda large body of water in the background and the man looks toward the camera and says, Hi, I'm Mark, and I have genital herpes. In fact I'm having an outbreak right now, with a douche bag swagger. Like it's cool to have herpes, Hey kids! You ain't cool until you contract herpes from your gym class! The worst part is the girl with him snuggles even closer during the outbreak part with a smile. If I lied and said that to a girl, she would probably spray mace in my face and run deciding not to kick me in the crotch in fear of infection.
To me, it feels very condescending to people actually with it, because the act like it's not like they have a care in the world. I don't have it and it pisses me off, it might have some people fooled but I know what the underlying message is, Your fucked and you need our shit to make you feel better! Ha Ha fucker! I would make to commercial in a much different way, let me bring my vision to you there at home....
It starts with a man and a woman sitting in a restaurant, eating a meal, laughing and having a good time and genuinely infatuated with one another. The woman excuses herself to use the restroom and then the man turn to the camera with a hand covering his mouth ans speaks this paragraph, You know having herpes, it's hard to get a date. But thanks to Herpenex, I can have an outbreak and she'll never know! Thanks Herpenex! To really finish though, right before the end, it should cut to the woman in the bathroom pissing while standing up, leaving the impression on the audience that she herself has a secret. She gives the thumbs up and then the The brand name stamped in big, bold letters across the screen. I think I would get an Emmy for it. Maybe mix in a condom as well, to help them learn their lesson. I'm sure that a lot of people learn after contracting it, but I know a few that still don't and don't even let others know because they are still stewing about getting knocked up with it. They are evil people.
So to all of you out there that have chances of hooking up, stay cool and wrap your tool. Or ask for a clean bill of health, if they get offened, you now know they are hiding something. That gose for you guys too.
As per tradition, you should set the tone for the year with a good cheer and grace... but were going to say fuck that for no other reason then to just because I don't want to. I am going to start with something that I have been wanting to write about for since last year, it about something that we all can relate to. I'm talking about herpes (looking at you Curtis).
Now for all you that have that terrible, afflicting disease that affect so many retards because they can't wrap there shit up, I feel a twinge of pity for you have to suffer through that and how the people that market it's medication, seem to me, like fucking with you. We have all seen the commercials where it starts with a couple walking down a concrete pathway in a park with a lake or bay or some kinda large body of water in the background and the man looks toward the camera and says, Hi, I'm Mark, and I have genital herpes. In fact I'm having an outbreak right now, with a douche bag swagger. Like it's cool to have herpes, Hey kids! You ain't cool until you contract herpes from your gym class! The worst part is the girl with him snuggles even closer during the outbreak part with a smile. If I lied and said that to a girl, she would probably spray mace in my face and run deciding not to kick me in the crotch in fear of infection.
To me, it feels very condescending to people actually with it, because the act like it's not like they have a care in the world. I don't have it and it pisses me off, it might have some people fooled but I know what the underlying message is, Your fucked and you need our shit to make you feel better! Ha Ha fucker! I would make to commercial in a much different way, let me bring my vision to you there at home....
It starts with a man and a woman sitting in a restaurant, eating a meal, laughing and having a good time and genuinely infatuated with one another. The woman excuses herself to use the restroom and then the man turn to the camera with a hand covering his mouth ans speaks this paragraph, You know having herpes, it's hard to get a date. But thanks to Herpenex, I can have an outbreak and she'll never know! Thanks Herpenex! To really finish though, right before the end, it should cut to the woman in the bathroom pissing while standing up, leaving the impression on the audience that she herself has a secret. She gives the thumbs up and then the The brand name stamped in big, bold letters across the screen. I think I would get an Emmy for it. Maybe mix in a condom as well, to help them learn their lesson. I'm sure that a lot of people learn after contracting it, but I know a few that still don't and don't even let others know because they are still stewing about getting knocked up with it. They are evil people.
So to all of you out there that have chances of hooking up, stay cool and wrap your tool. Or ask for a clean bill of health, if they get offened, you now know they are hiding something. That gose for you guys too.
silentfury21:
Bitch, was shitty drunk on New Year. played some beer pong and closed two bars. I work with a guy who fuckin hates midgets, I've been trying to tell him those jokes. Who is that comedian that talks about if you get ur ass kicked by a midget you turn into one?
nivoldoog:
im not sure im gonna beable to go now... a with the block leave set up and mite be in school... but you better get laid... I got laid the night you posted this blog...