Why YES, Livejournal Home. I DO plan to celebrate Christmas by binding a cookie to my IP address. HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.
In other news, am I the only one who thinks that a 'Sex & the City' marathon is a bullshit idea? Carrie Bradshaw looks like an emptied toilet paper roll stuck on a mound of spindles and chiffon. And I should know. I had to make a bunch of those in primary school because I was too 'special' for Wednesday sport.
Seven favourite songs of 2005:
1) Blondie - Hanging on a Telephone
2) Three Inches of Blood - Deadly Sinners
3) Against Me! - well, everything by Against Me!
4) The Cramps - Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
5) Darkest Hour - Convalescence
6) Mogwai Fear Satan
7) Eddie & the Hotrods - Do Anything You Wanna Do
I don't even know how many of those songs were released in 2005, but I fell for every one of them this year, like a drunken slapper at a Richard Gere-alike party. Happy New Year!
Few things that get me goat that I saw pelnty of in New york
One; Blond chicks who act like lesbians for attention i.e the whores that you see on spring break on MTV.
After all the boozing, barfing, and fucking various guys, not to mention the encounters with the police, all on national television, these dumbasses will still manage to say that "whatever happens in cancun, stays in cancun" How is this different from your everyday life anyway? Plus if I had money I would not spend it in fucking Cancun
two; People who think that "being true to yourself" will help them in life.
Well sometimes you're really fucking boring or youre just an asshole and you should change.
Three; People who wear sweatshirts from Ivy League schools but don't actually go there
Four; People who get trendy tattoos.
like hearts, suns, roses,astrological signs,ect on their ankles or at the bottom of their backs. The worst of course are the Chinese characters. How fucking original. Now if you want to be unique, I suggest getting "Fuck Jesus" tattooed on your forehead. That'll turn a few heads and firey swords and whatnot.
five; Women who fight over the stupidest shit and then act like best friends after.
I like how men settle things. Violence. It's quick and the pain often accentuates whatver the point was. Also, if thepoint was stupid when you're both beleeding and limping you realize it together and never speak of it again. After a fight 75% of guys are alright the next day as if nothing happens. women on the other hand have this nasty habit of holding a grudge untill the grim reaper takes them. She stole you're boyfriend, or your favorite top or used your perfume. It happens, you don't need to destroy someones life because of a walmart over the counter funk-masker.
Hope everyone has had a great couple of days. Christmas, New years. Kiss kiss now.
In other news, am I the only one who thinks that a 'Sex & the City' marathon is a bullshit idea? Carrie Bradshaw looks like an emptied toilet paper roll stuck on a mound of spindles and chiffon. And I should know. I had to make a bunch of those in primary school because I was too 'special' for Wednesday sport.
Seven favourite songs of 2005:
1) Blondie - Hanging on a Telephone
2) Three Inches of Blood - Deadly Sinners
3) Against Me! - well, everything by Against Me!
4) The Cramps - Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
5) Darkest Hour - Convalescence
6) Mogwai Fear Satan
7) Eddie & the Hotrods - Do Anything You Wanna Do
I don't even know how many of those songs were released in 2005, but I fell for every one of them this year, like a drunken slapper at a Richard Gere-alike party. Happy New Year!
Few things that get me goat that I saw pelnty of in New york
One; Blond chicks who act like lesbians for attention i.e the whores that you see on spring break on MTV.
After all the boozing, barfing, and fucking various guys, not to mention the encounters with the police, all on national television, these dumbasses will still manage to say that "whatever happens in cancun, stays in cancun" How is this different from your everyday life anyway? Plus if I had money I would not spend it in fucking Cancun
two; People who think that "being true to yourself" will help them in life.
Well sometimes you're really fucking boring or youre just an asshole and you should change.
Three; People who wear sweatshirts from Ivy League schools but don't actually go there
Four; People who get trendy tattoos.
like hearts, suns, roses,astrological signs,ect on their ankles or at the bottom of their backs. The worst of course are the Chinese characters. How fucking original. Now if you want to be unique, I suggest getting "Fuck Jesus" tattooed on your forehead. That'll turn a few heads and firey swords and whatnot.
five; Women who fight over the stupidest shit and then act like best friends after.
I like how men settle things. Violence. It's quick and the pain often accentuates whatver the point was. Also, if thepoint was stupid when you're both beleeding and limping you realize it together and never speak of it again. After a fight 75% of guys are alright the next day as if nothing happens. women on the other hand have this nasty habit of holding a grudge untill the grim reaper takes them. She stole you're boyfriend, or your favorite top or used your perfume. It happens, you don't need to destroy someones life because of a walmart over the counter funk-masker.
Hope everyone has had a great couple of days. Christmas, New years. Kiss kiss now.
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