Friday Aug 05, 2005

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Happy Birthday to me,
old old as can be,
Happy Birthday dear Johnny,
I fart when I pee.



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clover:
if you are reading this get on aol...I'm so pissed off, you are not going to believe this shit.
clover:
gosh your birthday was liiiiikeee soooo long ago.

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