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Saturday Dec 25, 2004

Dec 24, 2004
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

<mushy>
Instead of an 8 foot spruce, we have a USB plastic tree.

Instead of strings of lights twisting down an oak banister, we have clear icicles draped over the mirrors and TV cabinet.

Instead of A Christmas Carol, we have 24 hours of A Christmas Story on TBS.

Instead of a Xmas Eve turkey dinner, we had a Xmas Eve turkey dinner. Ok, so that one is just the same.



Instead of empty, dimmed hearts and heads, we have each other.



Please don't wake me.
</mushy>


Now, don't go sticking your tongue on any flag poles (hehe), 'cause it will stick - we saw it on TV.

VIEW 27 of 27 COMMENTS
dane_valek:
Did your USB tree explode in a fiery USBall of flame, thus rendering you incapacitated?

Okay, seriously. Where's the JohnnyT?
Jan 10, 2005
torihoney:
she's goah-juss man! lucky for you!
Jan 15, 2005

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