Hey, Monday? Yeah, you! I'm talkin' to you.
You SUCKED! You with your rain and work and software "glitches" and did I mention rain?
OH and WHAT was with the stupid little fight at around 5:45?
I blame YOU, Monday.

Dear Tuesday:

I know it's raining, but I will not hold it against you - because you're closer to Friday. Also, after work I get to grab my baby and hold on tight until Wednesday.

Dear Wednesday:

I hate you! You, with your having to wake up early, leave my baby and go to work. Still, I can't stay too mad at you. You lead me closer to Friday - and a Fancy weekend downtown.


Bay-bee! The power charger is plugged into the wall. The cream-colored sweater is on top of your dresser. The Scrunchis are everywhere.


Yes, you in the back - the retard with the dumb question.