AND THE WINNER IS ...
Dogslife.
He will receive a lovely assortment of salty snacks and mini-pizzas.
(NOTE: All those who let their minds and cursors wander down Palahniuk Avenue - please report to NicoleLee for the lash).
POSTSCRIPT:
Thank you to sixblueten, demetrius_z, and Sorcha for their measured, thoughtful comments. The NHS seems like a cool place to hang. Your deacon may be a wee bit condescending, but the congregation seems true.
Dogslife.
He will receive a lovely assortment of salty snacks and mini-pizzas.

(NOTE: All those who let their minds and cursors wander down Palahniuk Avenue - please report to NicoleLee for the lash).
POSTSCRIPT:
Thank you to sixblueten, demetrius_z, and Sorcha for their measured, thoughtful comments. The NHS seems like a cool place to hang. Your deacon may be a wee bit condescending, but the congregation seems true.
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sixblueten:
Our deacon is good people, as well. We - all of us - are all dandy motherfuckers, when it comes right down to it.
fleurdeguerre:
What did he win? What's this about fight club? I know I know you can't talk about it...but I'm curious!