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johnnyt

Aberdeen, SCO

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Thursday Jul 01, 2004

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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never go to bed with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own.

(Nelson Algren - 'A Walk on the Wild Side')


"What are you thinking of?"
"All the years I wasted collecting stamps."


(Groucho Marx - 'Duck Soup')



... and this is just for you, Apricot ...

Tom and M. Ian Black: Did you really use $240 worth of puddin' for the Barry and Levon skit, and how did it feel to stick your butt in it?

Tom: Yes it was real pudding, and, again, it felt great.


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shambles:
haha Yeah.. my mom told me to make dreams I can actually do.. And I assumed I could do this haha.. hoped anyways.

I'll update my profile soon, I was in a rush when I made it before.

miao!!
Jul 2, 2004
clover:
I at at a place called Mom's it was horrible dry food with no flavor.
Jul 3, 2004

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