johnnyt

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
lock him up real tight,
throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights.
First we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait.
When he comes a-sniffing
we will snap the trap and close the gate.
Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch this big red lobster man.
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
and when he's done we butter him up.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
throw him in a box,
bury him for ninety years
then see if he talks.