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Wednesday Oct 31, 2007

Oct 30, 2007
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
lock him up real tight,
throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights.
First we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait.
When he comes a-sniffing
we will snap the trap and close the gate.
Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch this big red lobster man.
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
and when he's done we butter him up.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
throw him in a box,
bury him for ninety years
then see if he talks.
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dice:
skull

Hope your Halloween was haunted!
Nov 2, 2007
ikaruga:
haha. true, true.

that said, there's an all-singing, all-dancing laserdisc version (don't ask) that I'm after as well, so...
Nov 3, 2007

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