johnnysuicide

oi so diz be a tale about me one time and a girl

i was a swank party wif all me friends and one of me mates flatmates couse shows up a
prity like and we take a intrest in one another.
as the night progreses im chating her up while she get piss drunk
one thing leads to another and we start sucken face out back
. it turns out she is a loyer in the great S.F. area and works alot
and im not good enuf for here.moral of da story be

dong get all sprung of some daft cunt at a boozer gig
till nex time fuck off