I had the most fucked up dreams before I went to work the other day. I fell asleep at around 2 pm and had this messed up dream. I was in that sleeping state where you are sleeping but are still aware of everything that is happening. So I had the tv on when I passed out. The first dream I had was of ninja turtles. Why? I have no fucking clue. The channel I had on never has ninja turtles. All of a sudden they popped outta no where and started kicking ass. Foot clan members appeared outta no where and I helped out too with my kick ass kung fu powers.
Anyways I woke up after that it wasn't that fucked up as the next dream though. I went and did some stuff for a couple hours after my kung fu fest. Then passed out at around 5 or so, now this next dream was messed up. I was sleeping on my side - I fell asleep this way - so I naturally thought I was still awake with my eyes closed.
What happens next is what fucking makes me think "wtf is wrong with my brain?". All of a sudden I hear this voice of a woman behind me and she talks to me saying things like "hey baby turn around and come closer". Normally I would be all over that shit but I still thought I was awake. So I just stay put but she keeps talking so now I know im dreaming and all of a sudden her hand comes to my side trying to get me to turn around. "Turn around sexy come closer" "No thanks" is all I can say as a reply, as I try to wake myself up. But for some reason I can't, its like my body couldnt wake up and was stuck in that state. Its like when your trying to force yourself to move but your restrained.
All of a sudden I feel this sharp pain on my ass cheek. Like she is biting me or something. But she isnt cause I can still hear her voice. The pain was pretty bad but I could get through it. So im thinking to myself this is probably some demon succubus trying to make me crazy. This voice out of no where just says "You have to kill her by decapitation", so im thinking wtf how am I supposed to do that? "Strangle her as hard as you can her neck is her weak point" wtf... I guess ill try it.
So I turn around and I start to strangle her and her neck just closes in after a while and collapses and her head falls off and she says something which I dont remember and dies. I do a sign of a cross on her forhead and say a prayer like im a priest or something. Then I wake up.... I mean WTF is up with that. I feel like I did liberated myself from some succubus though. Weird huh. Must of had a demon to get off my back.
Anyways I woke up after that it wasn't that fucked up as the next dream though. I went and did some stuff for a couple hours after my kung fu fest. Then passed out at around 5 or so, now this next dream was messed up. I was sleeping on my side - I fell asleep this way - so I naturally thought I was still awake with my eyes closed.
What happens next is what fucking makes me think "wtf is wrong with my brain?". All of a sudden I hear this voice of a woman behind me and she talks to me saying things like "hey baby turn around and come closer". Normally I would be all over that shit but I still thought I was awake. So I just stay put but she keeps talking so now I know im dreaming and all of a sudden her hand comes to my side trying to get me to turn around. "Turn around sexy come closer" "No thanks" is all I can say as a reply, as I try to wake myself up. But for some reason I can't, its like my body couldnt wake up and was stuck in that state. Its like when your trying to force yourself to move but your restrained.
All of a sudden I feel this sharp pain on my ass cheek. Like she is biting me or something. But she isnt cause I can still hear her voice. The pain was pretty bad but I could get through it. So im thinking to myself this is probably some demon succubus trying to make me crazy. This voice out of no where just says "You have to kill her by decapitation", so im thinking wtf how am I supposed to do that? "Strangle her as hard as you can her neck is her weak point" wtf... I guess ill try it.
So I turn around and I start to strangle her and her neck just closes in after a while and collapses and her head falls off and she says something which I dont remember and dies. I do a sign of a cross on her forhead and say a prayer like im a priest or something. Then I wake up.... I mean WTF is up with that. I feel like I did liberated myself from some succubus though. Weird huh. Must of had a demon to get off my back.
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aliana:
hey thanks for the add request on myspace!
annisa:
me too...I think the horse cum and vomit got me though...ick!