No matter what shoes I wear, my right step always squeaks when I walk. Why is this? Do I have a squeaky foot? 
So, I went bowling with my company last night and we had a few drinks. The old lady at the bar in the alley will slide your canned beers down to you and I swear the jukebox has time traveled from 1979 to tickle our ears. Anywho, we had some drinks, and I slept in a bit. At 9.30am, my boss calls me 3 times and then comes and knocks on my door to wake me up! WTF?!?! Just so you know, my job schedule is not cut and dry so I tend to stay late and change my hours by demand. What I'm saying is that me being that late has no effect whatsoever on the job. But still, there he is knocking on my door in the cold, early morning rain. Well, two agro emails later and and a quick apology, here I am, working. I shut up for the man because it's payday. Only dollars make sense. I am forever middle class and always needing to save my money. I am everyman.
So, I went bowling with my company last night and we had a few drinks. The old lady at the bar in the alley will slide your canned beers down to you and I swear the jukebox has time traveled from 1979 to tickle our ears. Anywho, we had some drinks, and I slept in a bit. At 9.30am, my boss calls me 3 times and then comes and knocks on my door to wake me up! WTF?!?! Just so you know, my job schedule is not cut and dry so I tend to stay late and change my hours by demand. What I'm saying is that me being that late has no effect whatsoever on the job. But still, there he is knocking on my door in the cold, early morning rain. Well, two agro emails later and and a quick apology, here I am, working. I shut up for the man because it's payday. Only dollars make sense. I am forever middle class and always needing to save my money. I am everyman.
perhaps...perhaps you do have a sqeaky foot. i suggest boots. boots don't sqeak! and they're sassy.
thanks for being great.