johnnyfive

I'm puppysitting my exgirlfriend's chihuahua that used to be my little guy's cohort in mayhem. Her name is LuluBelle (I named her, I thank you) and she's a runt of a dog. The vet even says that the soft spot on top of her tiny head is an indication of water on the brain, hence she may be slightly "retarded"; but I like to call her "special". She's so freaking tiny it's amazing; actually makes my dog look big. And she's crazy and for some reason loves to hump my arm. It's the weirdest thing to see a bitch hump your arm like she was hung or something. I love this crazy, stinky, little turdmachine!
Toby loves her, too.
I rented Joe vs. the Volcano because I barely remember seeing it and not liking it many years ago. Well, shut my mouth wide open, it's great! It's like The Apartment meets Twin Peaks meets Volunteers. I'm also a sucker for Lloyd Bridges in any role. Even Forbidden Planet.
So, Colombia's down, the economy's down, the country's morale is down...must be time for a war.