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Thursday Jan 16, 2003

Jan 16, 2003
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I am offically a hypocrite. I am offically addicted to the reality tv show, "Surreal Life". I used to forbid my old girlfriend to watch any reality tv show in the house. (I know, I know, what an asshole. But it was my tv set). 'Sokay, I've learned my lesson. But this show is different! You get to see MC Hammer and Webster sleep in yellow bunk beds; it's so cute. And Vince Neil is a really down to Earth dude, and Corey Feldman cries! Man, I love that show.
Anywho, that's about it in J5 Land. It's gonna snow, or so they say. I say bring it on. I think that weather forecasters are in business with the grocery stores and they make flimsy predictions to pump up bread and milk sales. Is it just southerners who are afraid of snow and rush to get perishables in case they're snowed in for one day. And they all drive SUV's in the snow like it's a Yugo. Is liking pimento cheese, a lot, a southern thing?
krista:
I set my camera up on a tripod and let someone press the shutter release every so often.

Even here, the whole snow thing is a problem. I haven't been snowed in since 1994, yet 1 inch of snow and there's panic. Lord. It's called winter.

Liking pimento cheese must be a Southern thing.

Corey Feldman. Scary stuff.
Jan 16, 2003

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