johnnyfive

I just say Rabbit Proof Fence and I must say...
GO SEE IT...NOW!
Also in my news today, there is a really cool new Bjork
book out, "There's More to Life Than This: The Story
Behind Every Song". I used to love her, now I think I'm
gonna stalk her....better her than married chicks with better
things to do.
I'm trying to grow a devil's lock, but until it gets a little
longer it just looks like a chelsea gone wrong.
Side note: I know this guy who I'm sure sits down to pee.
Now, maybe it's just me, but I feel like that's a tad bit
wrong. I don't know why. It's not a homophobic thing, it
is more like the animosity you get from people who
think bodily functions are gross. Well, they are, but in
a good way, right? I dunno, but if I sit on the pot and
all I do is pee, I feel cheated and embarassed. I'm
proud to be able to pee and stand at the same time. I
think of it as a natural instinct, developed when early
man would be tring to piss downwind of the antelope
and they'd start to make a break for it, so he'd have
to start chase mid-pee, wetting his loincloth, wielding
his spear. I'm that type of man: wet loincloth, spear.
Grrrrrr.
Smoking resin to get high is like drinking a whole bottle
of Creme de Menthe (I did this once at the age of 12)
get drunk. I hate it.
Well, I'm off to see the wizard. I just love Fred Savage.

"...And pluck 'till time and times are done
the silver apples of the moon,
the golden apples of the sun."