johnnyfive

I went to a party last night and this girl remembered me from
a mutual friend's party last summer and was pissed at me
because I threw a watermelon at her while she was on the roof
of the house screaming like a drunken fool. I missed her, but
she keeps bitching about how it would've hurt if I hit her with
it. I swear, I was about to just smack her so she'd really have
something to bitch about. I mean really, it was a fruit. Granted,
a large one, but if someone lobbs a melon at'cha it don't mean
war.
By the way, has anyone ever played that game where you
grease up a watermelon and throw it in a crowded pool and
see who can catch it and get it out of the water? Or is that
totally a southern thing?