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Wednesday Jun 23, 2004

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Last night there was an honest-to-God sausage party at my house. My roommate's dad was in town and he bought 3 large cooler's worth of sausage. He prefers our North Carolinan swine to the Floridian swine that he is used to, so he stocks up when he visits; you know, some for home, some to give to friends as gifts, and what have you. So our fridge and freezer is packed full with white paper bundles of oink and we cook some up with mustard (that's how my roommate's dad eats 'em) and played poker and drank gin. See, a sausage party. surreal

And can you believe that's about the most exciting thing in my life of late? I finally got past Hawaii on Tony Hawk Underground. That's it, a sausage party and a video game make up the most exciting things going on right now... whatever

oink PARTY!!!

ooo aaa
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
karalynn:
Man I got all excited, and it was real sausage. You suck!

I want ManFlesh!
Jun 23, 2004
arachnequarius:
thank you. and OH MY SWEET LORD that is the funniest thing ever. eeek i never thought about the freezery possibilities of comptetive swine appreciation.

woohoo ~ (virtually) shred, man. i'm not really a video game person (too little exposure, thus far) but that one looks nifty. me loves the skateboarders.
Jun 24, 2004

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