johnnyfive

someone has taken a digi pic of me and is supposed to put
it on my profile...but I guess they went to sleep
ever notice how hard it is to not pose when someone is
taking a picture of you?
I went to the bar after I was sure I didin't want to go. Arg,
there's nothing to do at midnight but go to a bar. So in hopes
of meeting someone I go, but instead I:
1. Listened to some golfer-redneck tell me how he had a
dream about eating an aisian girl's pussy like a hamburger.
2. Heard some guy confuse the two definitions of patronize
and mispronounce the form he intended, while trying to
be a witty smartass.
3. Watch a stupid girl tell some guy she doesn't put out
and then kiss him, wrap his scarf around her neck, and
lead him out of the bar to a late night party.
4. Meet my best friend who was already tanked and
made me reassure him several times that we were
indeed best friends and I loved him.
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.