It is so freakin' cold and I live in the south?!?! I thought global warming
had this whole planet on the verge of melting or something? Just one of the many perplexing
things in my life. Weather and women, why are both so extreme? Cold and hot.
All the cute ones are too young, too taken, or just plain pout and bitch too much.
Or they're my ex-girlfriend who seems to be more perfect every day..
Must be a curse; maybe that voodoo ad I clipped from the back of the paper
backfired? I swear you think you can trust voodoo psychics and then Lady
Miss Cleo goes and fucks it all up. I wonder who'd win in a fight: Han Solo or
Indiana Jones? And what in the hell is up with Blue Pepsi?!?!
had this whole planet on the verge of melting or something? Just one of the many perplexing
things in my life. Weather and women, why are both so extreme? Cold and hot.
All the cute ones are too young, too taken, or just plain pout and bitch too much.
Or they're my ex-girlfriend who seems to be more perfect every day..
Must be a curse; maybe that voodoo ad I clipped from the back of the paper
backfired? I swear you think you can trust voodoo psychics and then Lady
Miss Cleo goes and fucks it all up. I wonder who'd win in a fight: Han Solo or
Indiana Jones? And what in the hell is up with Blue Pepsi?!?!
nevilthedogboy:
i tell ya what dude.. as soon as you find a gal (of legal age) that you can spend time with you'll realize that yer ex was more trouble than she was worth.. or, that you lost the one true love of yer life and are doomed to forever be alone... no wait that really doesn't happen... it just sucks until you find someone else you can relate to