johnnyfive

valentine's day was great. i cancelled my date(s) and did three loads of laundry instead. it's okay though, i had heart shaped and red-sprinkled sugar cookies and toby. i don't know why, but i have a fear of...thingys. like the day of an event, i usually chicken out. like prom was always a big deal to me and i've been to four proms. each time, i nearly broke up with my girlfriend in an attempt to no go to the event. you name it and i get this way, shows (ask girlblue), dates, trips, and pretty much anything else that takes me out of my hobbit hole. maybe i'll make a valentine's day resolution...like being bolder. or is it more bold? fuck it, i'll be both!! in honor of saint valentine, that poor bastard. they probably made a holiday focused on love named after him due to the painfully torturous nature of love.
and who is they, you ask? they is them. the colloquial man, or to be more precise, the men. they're the ones who are making this intollerable. like just the other day, i was in mass. and i was like, "man, i want to have a gay marriage and watch janet jackson's nipple on tivo replay" ...but can i??? NO! funny thing though, i was reading an article about the whole super bowl-janet fiasco in both the economist and newsweek. they both had one photo for the article; newsweek had a censored shot of her concealing her breast right after the incident whereas the economist had the money shot. not to mention the whole argument seems bunk to anyone else but "the man". i mean, really, there were ads for three different types of hard-on pills, but show a black tit and we become all pious and righteous, like baywatch wasn't just the most popular tv show or something. for some reason, canada is looking better every second...