johnnyfive

i've entered a whole new realm of entertainment since i watched several episodes of sex in the city and the l word this past week. trying to not feel like a eunich, i endured miranda's breast cancer and carrie's russian romance with a fair amount of interest. sex in the city is not as bad as i thought it was going to be. the l word on the other hand...is nearly intollerable. in an attempt to portray a trilogy of lesbian couples in an "everyone is good-looking and has no financial concerns because it's on t.v." kind of way. ironically, this attempt for reality results in an overacted fabrication that basically is fodder for bored women to fantasize about equality and bored men to fantasize about chick on chick action. if there were more lesbian sex scenes on sex in the city like the ones in the l word, i think that straight men would watch more often, joining their girlfriends in toasting manhattans when steve gets his girl back instead of rolling their eyes each time the show comes intto conversation. the butch-slacker-very-boy-like-dyke, shayne, in the l word is such a poorly cast role making one of the most valuable characters throw away some great material, not to mention making her hard to even watch fumble the lines. the actress is over compensating for reality and the monotone delivery of her well written lines is transparant. she has some of the best lines in this decently written, yet horribly acted series, and she barely mumbles through them using whoopi-goldberg-when-she-was-the-surfer-dude hand gestures.
and the guys....
they're all toeheads except for homeboy that's going to loose his girly to the frech lesbian, and he's a schmuck for not noticing her affair. i especially love the artist that refuses to masturbate in a cup for the one couple's insemination and argues that "the pussy, the penis, the...(makes growling noise)...that is the only way i know of making a baby". but then again, i know that all men, myself included, say some stupid shit.
i give sex in the city a "eh, not so bad"
and i give the l word a raspberry with a thumbs down
in other news...check out a book, "the best democracy money can buy" for a slew of information about american polotics that never hit our press, or was at least ignored by most.
what the hell in crimethink? is it as stupid as it sounds when drunk hipsters explain it to me?
if a particular pink haired, crazy bitch is reading this take note: you are a crazy fucking bitch and you lie like a stupid bitch just so you can have something to talk about over cheap swill with your boring friends after your pointless, shallow, and pathetic days.
have i mentioned that i've really been happier than i've been in a long, long while what with all the snow and new friends and games of scrabble and such. have i?
here's a missed connection i put in this week's paper. can you figure it out??
Unfrontable Pushover
We spoke of codes and puzzles, this should be elemental...
Mg P Si N - Mg F Ti B - Ne H Cl Sc B K - Be B - Al P Mg H Mn!