johnnyfive

it's snowing like god's dandruff, coating each house in my town like the frosting on a gingerbread house. did you know that no two pieces of god's dandruff look alike? that's what i thought as i held out my warm palm to the sky and caught some of snow crystals in my hand. they glimmer like tiny clusters of stars for a jiffy (did you know that jiffy is an actual unit of time?) and then become glisteningly translucent for a nanosecond before it looks like a fariy's teardrop in my hand. in these small amounts i have enough body heat to absorb the coldness of each flake, but in time they could overcome me. accumilating snow could build up on me and steal the heat from each of my cells. like each individual snow crystal knocks on the bungalo of each of my body's cells and pisses on the fire burning in the little microscopic hearth. soon i would be the same temperature of the snow that was blanketing me and they would no longer melt. i would be a colloid in a sense, suspended in another form of matter, like fruit in jello. then i realize that i am in fact getting pretty cold and i head inside. but not before i don my jedi knight cloak to play a bit in the hoth-like ambiance. i think i look more like a hobbit, though.
so, it looks like today will be a coldalicious snowtacular day filled with the icey whiteness of snow.