johnnyfive

it started off as a good and pious christmas eve. i was alone with the aminals , cooking some pasta, and watching "nestor the long eared christmas donkey" on dvd. i did a lot of "spring cleaning" and took the recycling to the curb. i even managed to get in a good skate session. then i had a glass of wine at midnight and took six capsules of valerian, yet became restless. so i made my way to the bar, had some jagermeister and beer and mingled with the locals and people in town for the holidays. that of course led to a latenight, mostly to the prompting of the evercrush. the latenight got a little crowded and at some point i and my indian friend, dharmesh, started doing penis orgami in front of a willing audience.
i think i even donned my jedi cloak for added effect. so i woke up with nothing on but tube socks and a jedi cloak. does that make a dork or a pervert or both???