johnnyfive

i watched the lunar eclipse last night as i mooned traffic on glenwood avenue. i felt it to be fitting.
i still am watching my ex's chihuahua, lulu belle (aka. yordle, lootie, luticiuos, loodle, and stinky mcstink). although i do love her so, i can't help but feeling like john goodman's character in "big lebowski". you know, the bit where he's getting shit from the dude for watching his ex wife's show dog?? sometimes i feel like that when i'm picking up her dog's shit from my floor while her parents are on the coast "checking on their boat" and she's in europe fucking minors. okay, that was harsh. zing. well, hey, at least she's getting some.
so, what's worse: a star wars film that goes over two hours or a star wars cartoon that's barely five minutes long??? lucas... i'm warning you. i'm gonna get jarbulba on your ass (jarbulba = sebulba + jar jar).
and i'd also like to give a shout out to my pal, nicci. if you peeps haven't met her, check out her profile page and her hot new pics!!

and on a final note, i would just like to say:
BOOGER!!

PS: check out the sg memeber :xveganxpowerx or something like that. he's the columbine looking kid pozing like a tough guy with the semi automatic assult rifle and shotgun. does he look a little too serious or, i dunno, maybe dangerous??