johnnyfive

if spam was a measure of one's aging, i'd guess i'm getting old because i used to get a lot of "teen pussy" spam and now it's all "viagra" or "bigger penis" spam. in fact, it's actually all spanish spam since i've gotten earthlink, so maybe they think i'm mexican, too. but i say to you: spammerman (or spammerwoman), i am not an old mexican i say, i am a free man and a scrawny white kid from a broken home in the 'burbs.
i'm waiting for octavia to photoshop some pics of me. waiting... let's see if she can do it without making fun of me too much. but soon i will have pics of me in my jedi get-up and some of me in....(drumroll) nothing but tighty whiteys and tube socks!
if anyone is looking to hear about our government's recent atrocities, do a google search on "college combat tour". it's a union of the US Army and The Source (rap magazine) to arouse an interest in military careers for young black men by making a connection between thug life and military life. fuck all, what's next?
and i'd like to close with a gigantic FUCK YOU to sprintpcs. they can suck a floppy donkey dick from hell.
to release my anger i wrote a haiku:

sprintpcs is
run by a bunch of nazis
they can suck my dick

there. much better now.