who likes contacts?!? i do! i do! **sung to the trident jingle**
i finally got contact lenses. they feel like eyelashes in my eyes at all times, but they rock compared to glasses. i got new glasses, too, but they pale in comparison to my gooey, sight-rendering, eyeball lenses that feel like snot. i had a hard time learning how to put 'em in and kept poking my eyes. i looked like i'd been crying all night after my appointment. but at least i could see with out those darnfanagled contraptions on my nose. they give me headaches and make it hard to skate. and speaking of that, i can't wait to skate with full vision including periphial.
while i was in the eye thingy, my mom went shopping at the mall and came back with three eddie bauer bags full of clothes for me. i have to admit, about half of the booty is wearable, but some of it is gay as abercrombe. first off, i just hate faux sport teams named after clothing chains, like "old navy rowing team #20" or "ambercrombe sychronized swimming #69". it's just plain tacky. but i got some of those now from dear ol' eddie via my dear ol' mother. i did get to take her out to a cheasy german reasturaunt. we had the "best of the wurst" and it was awesome. my mom complained about baptists and gas influx.
and she had a funny story about my neice, gabby. she asked gabby about her boyfriend, shaun. she asked gabby what her favorite thing about him was and she said, "i like his lips when he kisses me. " and starts to giggle. my mom acts shocked (and i'm wondering why she's really not) and asks "how do you know about that?". and gabby says they've only kissed once and then my mom asks, "what else do you like about him?" to which gabby replies, "i like his little weenie!". and my mom starts cracking up and asks how she knows about that and gabby tells her that when they kiss he weenie pokes out of his shorts like this.**she then proceeds to put her hand in her pants and poke a finger out like a hard-on. kids.
i've been thinking about it and i've decided that i find freckles overly adorable. i saw this beautiful aisian woman with a freckled nose and cheeks and she was adorable. and i've realized that i'll be looking at a Fugly girl and be thinking, "well, she's kinda cute" and then i realize, it's the freckles. damn you freckley frecks.
finally...
i'd like to give a big shout out to ladytron for rocking my world these past few days. and a peace out to my moms who is headin' back to ATL bringin' love to all my homies.
i finally got contact lenses. they feel like eyelashes in my eyes at all times, but they rock compared to glasses. i got new glasses, too, but they pale in comparison to my gooey, sight-rendering, eyeball lenses that feel like snot. i had a hard time learning how to put 'em in and kept poking my eyes. i looked like i'd been crying all night after my appointment. but at least i could see with out those darnfanagled contraptions on my nose. they give me headaches and make it hard to skate. and speaking of that, i can't wait to skate with full vision including periphial.
while i was in the eye thingy, my mom went shopping at the mall and came back with three eddie bauer bags full of clothes for me. i have to admit, about half of the booty is wearable, but some of it is gay as abercrombe. first off, i just hate faux sport teams named after clothing chains, like "old navy rowing team #20" or "ambercrombe sychronized swimming #69". it's just plain tacky. but i got some of those now from dear ol' eddie via my dear ol' mother. i did get to take her out to a cheasy german reasturaunt. we had the "best of the wurst" and it was awesome. my mom complained about baptists and gas influx.
and she had a funny story about my neice, gabby. she asked gabby about her boyfriend, shaun. she asked gabby what her favorite thing about him was and she said, "i like his lips when he kisses me. " and starts to giggle. my mom acts shocked (and i'm wondering why she's really not) and asks "how do you know about that?". and gabby says they've only kissed once and then my mom asks, "what else do you like about him?" to which gabby replies, "i like his little weenie!". and my mom starts cracking up and asks how she knows about that and gabby tells her that when they kiss he weenie pokes out of his shorts like this.**she then proceeds to put her hand in her pants and poke a finger out like a hard-on. kids.
i've been thinking about it and i've decided that i find freckles overly adorable. i saw this beautiful aisian woman with a freckled nose and cheeks and she was adorable. and i've realized that i'll be looking at a Fugly girl and be thinking, "well, she's kinda cute" and then i realize, it's the freckles. damn you freckley frecks.
finally...
i'd like to give a big shout out to ladytron for rocking my world these past few days. and a peace out to my moms who is headin' back to ATL bringin' love to all my homies.
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girlblue:
i will see about buying a ticket today. cash is a little slim until next pay period, but i'd be mad at myself if i didn't go. i already missed interpol. are you definitely going?
nicci:
Awww... you looked hot in your matching new outfit! 