johnnyfive

i just saw lost in translation and i didn't like it. it reminded me of something a spoiled, pseudo-depressed, rich girl would write. and i hate spoiled, pseudo-depressed, rich girls. maybe i should have taken the trailer of sylvia (for the gwen paltrow vehicle about depressed-girl icon sylvia plath) as a foreshadowing of the low energy banter that was to follow for the next two hours. bill murray looks worse than johnny cash did a month ago and the contrast between his geriatric self and his co-star's silken youthfulness doesn't imply as much relief as it does stark realization that our culture is condoning pedophilic traits in older men. it might as well of had bill murray tag teaming the olsen twins. not that the idea of a hot young ass in pink chiffon panties turning a guy on is wrong, but i don't want to live vicariously through bill murray on this modern day lolita roller coaster. well not really a roller coaster of a movie, more of a lazy susan of a movie because it just seems to spin around and around and around and around....
has anyone ever noticed that old white rice looks like toenail clippings? or at least pinky toe clippings. or midget / dwarf / pygmy toenail clippings.
belle & sebastian is coming to town soon and i'm debating on going. i just have a hard time throwing down $25 to see a bunch of emo kids swoon to some pretentious asshole and his donovan-esque silver tounge. i just like the music. is there a band that you like the music but hate the band?
i think i have hobbit feet. there not so much big as hairy. i'm not really even a hairy dude. i can't really grow a full beard (only a neckbeard, my cheeks are like a baby's butt) and i'm almost thirty. and my back is free of hair, as is my butt (my butt is like my cheeks in that they are both smooth as a baby's butt). but my feet and toes are hairy like frodo. i just noticed it when i took my shoes off in front of another guy and he was like "damn man! you got some hairy ass feet" (notice his use of the suffix "ass" to add emphasis to the adjective as noted in one of my previous journal entries). and this dude had a beard (or at least beard potential) and a hairy chest, but his feet looked like a little girly man's feet: hairless.
wow. i can't believe i just wrote that much about the hair on my feet. now i feel like those who read this will think my feet are really fucking abnormally hairy. they're not. they're just slightly hirsute ( i love that word). and just because they're hairy and i can pick a toothbrush up in the shower with my toes doesn't make me a monkey.