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ahhhh. i'm finally online at home again. it's been so long. i also got a new cd burner in my new 'puter. now i'm one happy boy. the video trading will begin. the movie downloading shall comince. the insomnia will ensue, i'm sure.
so, my current musical obsession is the tubeway army. the faint can't hold a candle to gary neuman's o.g. synth-rock. on a more mellow note, the new american analog set is awsome.
is it just me or does jimmy fallon look like a scrawny mike myers?
i also noticed that atm's have brail. that's cool, but this was at a drive thru atm and i'm thinking, "blind people drive?!?!", and upon further pondering i'm asking myself how a blind person can tell what's going on with the atm since the info is just displayed on the screen. so they can tell what numbers and buttons they're punching, but they have no clue what the atm is trying to tell them. not that i want talking atms or anything. those self serve check out lines in grocery stores are bad enough. i was in line at one of those looking at all of the pink and green kethups and puddings and weird food thinking, "man, i live in the future."
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cheech:
I don't think it's stupid to want to be a human milk bottle. As far as ambitions go, it's reasonable...but, you did know that the question was about directing a surrealist porno movie, right? Or are you making it so surrealist-porn that it's not even porn?

I really want to go to Iceland. or Scotland. I have a Colin Baxter photobook of Iceland's landscape; I need to look at it more.
Jun 24, 2003
johncocktoastin:
no way dude.
vanilla lip smacker is the rulinest.
Jun 24, 2003

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