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Sunday Jun 22, 2003

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so i'm looking to see what's on tv and i see that cyborg 2 is coming on...with jack palance. and i think, what?!?! jack palance in a cyborg movie, and then i imagine his raspy voice and his dotted enunciation with a slight metalic-robot tweak saying, "why yes, i am a cyborg, the cutting edge of today's technology, i am the future." well, it's better than first kid with sinbad. i mean, does anyone think that guy is funny? only his clothes make me laugh.
and i got the new harry potter book. it's awesome. i can't believe how many old, fat people dressed like witches i had to wade through to get my copy. sheesh. i mean, some of those people should have bought the cd audio book and gone jogging.
there's a commercial for a new long distance phone service ala 1010221 or something. and the music is an instrumental "everybody wants to rule the world" by tears for fears, and i'm thinking, i'd be scared of any corporation wooing me with such a melody. then it got worse. there was a commercial for the new season of "sex and the city" using an horrible, cracker-jazz version of bjork's "it's oh so quiet". i almost shit myself.
speaking of shit myself. what do you do to get a semi-trained kitty to make sure she goes to the litterbox EVERY time? any suggestions, or will i be doomed to clean up runny poo-doo puddles and eternal stinkdom? how can something so cute make something so foul? or if you want to juxtapoz that thought.. i was thinking of how hillary and bill clinton are not bad looking for poloticians their age, but what the fuck happened to chelsea?!?!
dragonflycq:
I went to the national museum in D.C., Hilary Clinton has a pair of pointe shoes there that are the biggest, most deformed looking pointe shoes I've ever witnessed there. It's like her fucking feet exploaded puss while she wore them and their stained forever because. My only suggestions with the kitty is to let it hang out with a well trained cat. That's what mine went through...I'm thinking of getting a second pretty soon...but I'm moving in a month and a half...so I'll probably wait...but damn I want a new kitten!
Jun 22, 2003
girlblue:
dude, that's <i>my</i> break couch.
Jun 23, 2003

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