okay, so i visited the future and i found out that hardcore porn is better than softcore porn. but it all starts with my new cat, sccks. i was calling her that until i visited the future and she told me her name was actually "boo!", so i corrected myself. i pondered this as i ate my cereal and milk bar and drank my carbofluid....
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enter: socks. my new kitten. she's joing the j-five family of myself and the toby (aka. tobster, toblerone, tobius, t-noole). a tiny, black-and-white-tuxedoed kitty, socks, was rescued from her feral lifestyle and will now reside in the luxurious basement of the aforementioned family. she's going to be called socks because her teeny-weeny paws are white like lil' socks. i feel like a new dad. i'm...
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hellkitten:
hehe... you are SUPER cute when speaking about your lil' fam.
partiallyblind:
teeny tiny 
x j5 = 
x j5 = i'm channel surfing today and i end up on abcfamily station watching the olsen twins' movie "billboard dad". a friend and i sat through the entire moving out of some type of morbid fascination. i realized, after noticing that this "children's film" is steeped in sexual innuendo, that our youth, espcecially girls are marketed as sex symbols. quite disgusting.
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krista:
Aren't those girls legal yet?
Shitty tv will get you every time.
Shitty tv will get you every time.
dragonflycq:
An ex-boyfriend of mine had some morbid fascination with the twins. I got a movie poster in for them at my store, and he made me bring it home for him. It's on his wall right next to like, Pam And. and some hot chic on a bike. He and his roomates are counting down the days till they show up in porn. We didn't stay together long.
i just read in the new york times that the govt. is suggesting citizens to give their dogs and cats smallpox vaccinations to prevent the spread of monkeypox. what the hell is a pox? and why are there only monkey and chickenpox? what about lemurpox or ferretpox? or in austrailia do they have platypuspox?
i do like the way "monkeypox" sounds when you say it....
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i do like the way "monkeypox" sounds when you say it....
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greggster:
monkeypox shmunkeypox!
oh and I would probably be a bigger Dickinson fan but I do think that killers is a fantastic album. I just think that they are one of the baddest metal bands on the planet....next to Motorhead of course!
oh and I would probably be a bigger Dickinson fan but I do think that killers is a fantastic album. I just think that they are one of the baddest metal bands on the planet....next to Motorhead of course!
megean:
heehee. carnivorous and HUNGRY. 'ware, the scary, man-eating echo?
wow. we killed about as many iraqis as there were dead americans at the world trade center attacks. eye for an eye, just like the bible. and we've got a jackass for president that is leading us arrogantly into a new age crusade against a ruthless leader and his regime. and now they can't find those weapons of mass destruction that dubya and blair kept...
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pureblu12225:
nope not new there like teenagers right now babies yet to come 
crazydasaint:
Maybe it would make some biblical sense if the people (or even leadership) of Iraq had the slightest thing to do with 9/11...
Coriander is great because the seed is coriander but the leaves are cilantro... they're both wonderful but taste nothing at all like each other!
Coriander is great because the seed is coriander but the leaves are cilantro... they're both wonderful but taste nothing at all like each other!
it's amazing to see how cheap dvd's are now. i remember when they first came out, i worked at a video store and we paid nearly fifty bucks wholesale. now most are twenty bucks and they have a lot of shit on them, some good, some worthless. so now that they are marketed "reasonably" priced, they sell like crazy. even mongoloid chains like best buy...
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hellkitten:
"like shit through a short dog"
I'm going to have to use that +o)
I'm going to have to use that +o)
partiallyblind:
hey - nice to see you're back
what's the skate scene like in Raleigh? i'm desperate to start skating more often when i move over there...
i'm quite willing to embarass myself in front of 6 yr olds with more technical ability if it means i can re-learn how to skate a ramp again
what's the skate scene like in Raleigh? i'm desperate to start skating more often when i move over there...
i'm quite willing to embarass myself in front of 6 yr olds with more technical ability if it means i can re-learn how to skate a ramp again
i am plagued. it started a year ago with a snake in my bathroom. i thought that was pretty weird. then i had ants in my bed, but they went away, too. and i know kim and fergul from ireland will not forget me running up the stairs wet and naked screaming something about spiders in the bathroom. sure they were tiny, chigger-sized spiders, but...
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hellkitten:
You can have as many hugs as you'd like, but only cuz you're cute ,o)
Actually, I read it a couple years ago, but I thought I'd add it since I want to read the rest in that series. Thought maybe it would remind me to pick em up... heh
Actually, I read it a couple years ago, but I thought I'd add it since I want to read the rest in that series. Thought maybe it would remind me to pick em up... heh
alisa:
eeewwww...eeeeewwww. that whole scene in star trek has permanately scarred me for life. i can't stand to think of bugs crawling in my ears...ewwwwww
i totally forgot all about what i was over here to say.
xxx
i totally forgot all about what i was over here to say.
xxx
humidity. it permeates the air making it almost edible. walking through it feels like mist, but heavier. nature's napalm. making me sweat constantly. getting so hot that i can feel my heartbeat throughout my entire i body and my veins are throbbing. i feel like what i imagine pure energy to feel like. then to lay in the damp sheets of a bed that i...
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krista:
Do you mean my bubbly booty?
life is different than i expected. the song that plays in my head is still the same song, but longer; full of sorrow and drowned screams at this point. hollow souls shelter my own lost self, singing it's familiar song. it keeps playing, i keep living.
"so i'm at this nice breakfast place with my girl and i have to take a huge shit."
"man."...
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"so i'm at this nice breakfast place with my girl and i have to take a huge shit."
"man."...
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siv:
ooooh a fielding fan! usually when i say "tom jones," people start singing "It's Not Unusual (to be Loved)" 
nice to meetcha, sir
nice to meetcha, sir
hellkitten:
yeah, my life's in a similar spot.
yeah, my life's in a similar spot. i've been holding my breath, swimming just beneath the ice, only popping up to catch a quick breath of the heavy, moist air to keep me alive; to keep me going.
"what's with the fat-girl-letter K?"
"you know, how fat girls write the letter K."
"how's that?"
"with all straight lines except for the bottom right leg, which is curved outward making the letter look...
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"what's with the fat-girl-letter K?"
"you know, how fat girls write the letter K."
"how's that?"
"with all straight lines except for the bottom right leg, which is curved outward making the letter look...
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are you tired of this redneck vogue trend, too? tired of the 70's rehash of mesh trucker hats and ugly ski vests? tired of the starchy, too-tight jeans and pants rolled up too high? well, i am. i just don't get the whole ugly is cool thing. ugly and messy, stinky and boring. and now you can buy brand new thrift store looking shirts for...
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good news: i'm seeing david cross tonight.
bad news: i'm always being an asshole.
bad news: i'm always being an asshole.
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octavia_:
asshole....thats an understatement...get over it for fucks sake...get the fuck over it.
octavia_:
Everything you think you know is bullshit...Bitter asshole.....you fucked up...remember that.....ahghhhhhhh get over it....quit trying to make her life miserable....you are lucky she was able to forgive your stupid acts before....whoever fucking told you that shit (A) is obviously not your friend because they knew you would react like an dumb ass...and (B) did not have any truth in the matter...(C) should have known it was none of your god damn buisness what she does with her life because you are way past (2 years) being a part in it in any romantical matter...get a fucking grip.
wuv ya cutie