johnnyfive

big floppy donkey dicks.

i think this story is really funny and it really happened.
a friend and i were sitting in my basement apartment and were gazing at the abundance of moths attracted to my flourescent lights. they fluttered around like dirty cotton balls and perched on anything that glowed. it reminded me of something that had happened earlier that day...
i was driving to work, late and...
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i just saw lost in translation and i didn't like it. it reminded me of something a spoiled, pseudo-depressed, rich girl would write. and i hate spoiled, pseudo-depressed, rich girls. maybe i should have taken the trailer of sylvia (for the gwen paltrow vehicle about depressed-girl icon sylvia plath) as a foreshadowing of the low energy banter that was to follow for the next two...
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orion is once again hunting the clear sky and the nights are getting longer. the chilled night air is begging for me to pull out the colorful scarves i love to wear like a biplane pilot as i skate through the leaf littered streets. when i hear the wind whistle in my ears i hear invisible girls giggling and my eyes glaze over with wind-born...
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there is a creepy, old house up the street from my house where this old hermit lives. i've never seen him until tonight, under the cover of night and lit only by moonlight. but there he was, tall despite his hunched back, mowing his lawn while everyone else was watching prime time television. his gait had some kind of impedement, as he crabwalked more than...
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if curiousity doesn't kill my cat, i may. not really, but i'm finding it very frustrating that the creature attempts and usually succeeds at getting into everything. everything. maybe it's going through it's "teens" in cat years and it'll calm down soon.
my mom is visiting oct.6th and she is bringing with her a jedi knight cloak that she has made for me. i'm so...
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isabel ruined my trip to atlanta.
and it wasn't even a good huricane.
yesterday was national talk like a pirate day and i barely got to talk like a pirate.
in better news: i just got middlesex and i'm excited to read it. i also found a really cool cement plant to skate at. very nice. and i just ordered the new dressy bessy cd...
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i had just came into work when this co-worker comes up to me and asks me if i've seen the dead dog outside by the railroad tracks. prompted by morbid curiousity and a desire to see if the dog had any tags, i went walking down the tracks to look at the body. all of a sudden a wonder years-esque voiceover kicked in and i...
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mogwai live has to be the loudest thing i have ever heard. and i heard it last night. i heard it until it hurt and then i heard it some more. i heard it good and it pleased me the way i could feel the music shaking my dangling appendages and what have you. and it was all full-mooney, too, so that alwasy makes for...
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sometimes supporting my local music scene is like when i was forced to go to church as a child. i hate it so much. it gives me social anxiety. but then again so does everything. i vaccuumed every single thing in my house today: floor, bed, couches, everything. and there was so much toby hair in the vaccuum bag that i'm thinking of making a...
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fall has finally fallen and it's not even 21 days into the sacred month of september. although it's my favorite time of year, it's my least favorite time of year to be sleeping alone and snuggleless. but alas poor whoreratio, i've got toby the bear (who is actually a dog, i just call 'em bear) and boo! the cat to apply generous amounts of loving...
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sigur ros gets a shout out on the LOTR: Two Towers dvd; by pippin in a behind the scenes thingy. very cool.
i'm laboring on labor day. not cool.
but i do have a trivia question for anyone: in nautical / piratical terms, what's the difference between a "pink" and a "snow"?

all winners will recieve a numbered limited edition Zelda Rubenstein lithograph and a...
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