johnnyd_ranged

On monday I went out and me and three friends got a room at a hotel just so we could waterslide, it was the shit! after giving various piggy back pool rides to chelsea's little son, we sent him off and began the belligerent festivities, and the bath tub of beer quickly dissappeared. Right at the end of the watersliding, after a couple successful human chains with riannon down the waterslide, I was demonstrating to chelsea how to do it and I took one step out onto the slide, and it fucking sucked me in, launching my feet up in the air and whipping my neck.chin into the side of the waterslide, I desperately grabbed for the edge of the tunnel and hung there for a while screaming as water rushed into my face, and I finally let go and yelled "MY FACE MY FACE" the whole way down. AHAHAHA good times, I didn't notice i had a quater inch thick gash in my chin till i went to dry off and got the towel all bloody. Newayz, got more beer to dull the pain, got kicked out of husky for being punks and stayed up till 7 just so we were sure not to miss the free breakfast (which happened to be pretty much just a fucking bagel!) The dude at the front desk came and smoked every1 up 2... except me cuz i'm a month without pot when I showered the next morning I had numerous unexplainable scrapes and bruises as well as the cut..



The next day I went over to my buddies place and we did a mass tie-dye operation... We're gonna have a toga party for new years and about 8 of us did tie-dye togas, I just unwrapped mine and it looks pretty damn cool.

In other news I got the last of my xmas presents today, and I almost shat my pants to get Les Claypool's Five Gallons of Diesel, fuck ya!