johnny_flapjacks

TALES FROM THE THIRD SHIFT!!!!!!!

ok, so its not THAT dramatic... but its true

So this crazy (and difficult) old lady was in shopping. I assited her with getting a pinata .

So she got her pinata and off she went. She called back a few hours later and this is the conversation....

Lady - "Hi, I bought a pinata a from you a few hours ago, and I can't figure out how to get it open."

Me - "Look on the under side, there should be a small flap, pull it back and you'll see a small hole."

Lady - "Yeah, I found that, but how do I open it up so I can put stuff in it?"

Me - "Well that should be a big enough opening to get the candy in."

Lady - "candy? I don't want to put candy in it!"

Me - "well.... what did you have in mind?"

Lady - "Gifts!"

Me - "ummm..... what kind of gifts?"

Lady - "Its for my grandson, I got him a snowglobe and a teddy bear."

Me - "Usually you fill pinatas with candy and trinkets."

Lady - "why would I do that?"

Me - "well..... then you get some kids together, and they take turns hitting it with a stick, or a bat, then when it breaks open the stuff spills out and the kids all dive in to get as much as they can...."

Lady - "You want me to BREAK it?!?!? Why would I pay $7.99 for something just to have it destroyed?"

Me - "Well that IS what they are for.....?"

Lady - "Thats stupid! Can I return it?"

and then I went over our return policy with her.