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*NOTE* This is a mostly inaccurate account of my expirience at SG live. Feel free to not take anything I am about to type seriously.
*NOTE TO SG* The two pictures I have posted were taken BEFORE Reagan announced that we could not take pictures. I was a good boy and put the camera away once she announced that.
and without further adue.......
I recently took a trip to Baltimore. My purpose there was to watch the suicide girls live, AND perhaps pick up some syphillus. This is what happened..........
....... We arrived at the club not a moment too soon. Well, we actually kind of stood around waiting for at least an hour before anything happened, but I got a few good drinks down in that time.
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Now before I continue, I feel its my civic duty to present to you a must know fact about Baltimore. That filthy city has an enormous pubic lice problem. Its like super crabs. They will literally LEAP right at you the second you expose yourself. I recomend a mixture of 2 parts OFF brand bug spray, and 1 part clorox bleach. Spray the mixture on your genitals twice daily and you should be safe
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So finally the opening act came on. It was a trio of hard rocking asain girls that spoke very little, very broken english. They were called Tsu Shi Ma Mi Re, which if I understood the girl correctly loosely translates to "Buy our CD, we need gas money, wooooooooo"
http://sister.co.jp/TsuShiMaMiRe/index_e.html
They played for about two days. Which of course gave me more time to get good and "loose" for the main event. They were actually really enjoyable. The bassist had some serious skills. I was thoroughly impessed with her talent. Plus she kept high kicking the air. I swear she actually kicked the ceiling with her other foot never leaving the ground. I've never seen anything quite like it.
So finally the show was beginning. I managed to get 2 pictures before being told no pictures until after the show. The show was pretty great. Alot good music, and of course lots of skin. Some may have even considered it "racey"
During the course of the show, I behaved as you would expect. Too drunk to ooo and awe, I went with hooting and wooing, it worked well for me. I managed to have sex with 18 spectators while on the floor during the show. Most of them were female. It was really fantastic.
The show included everything from sexy hostage situations, to a fantastic glowing hula hoop display. Thats going to be the extent of describing the show. If you were that curious, you should have gone yourself.
As the show came to a close, so did I. Once it all went quiet and the lights came on, I came to the realization that I was entirely too drunk. I mean wow. So, I had a couple more drinks and furthered my disoriented state of mind. In my alcoholic haze I noticed one of the SGs walking by me. I now know that her name is Razzi. I got her attention with my smooth talking. I believe I said something like, "hey great show, how about a picture". For some reason, and I'm leaning towards pity, she agreed. She looks absolutely stunning in it, I on the otherhand leave something to be desired. I had to either focus on taking the picture, or trying to look good for the picture, I was in no shape to do both
*before you ask* My expression is not because I drank too much, I look like that because right before I snapped the picture Razzi punched me hard in the nose and said "smile bitch" It was a bitter sweet moment.
Now this part of the story may shock you......
She did NOT come home with me. I'm still in shock myself. And before you ask, yes I told her. But even after I informed her that I was hung like a shetland pony, she still declined. Go figure.
There it is, SG live was more fun than anything you did on october 24th. They better do it again next year.
*NOTE* This is a mostly inaccurate account of my expirience at SG live. Feel free to not take anything I am about to type seriously.
*NOTE TO SG* The two pictures I have posted were taken BEFORE Reagan announced that we could not take pictures. I was a good boy and put the camera away once she announced that.
and without further adue.......
I recently took a trip to Baltimore. My purpose there was to watch the suicide girls live, AND perhaps pick up some syphillus. This is what happened..........
....... We arrived at the club not a moment too soon. Well, we actually kind of stood around waiting for at least an hour before anything happened, but I got a few good drinks down in that time.
****************************************************
Now before I continue, I feel its my civic duty to present to you a must know fact about Baltimore. That filthy city has an enormous pubic lice problem. Its like super crabs. They will literally LEAP right at you the second you expose yourself. I recomend a mixture of 2 parts OFF brand bug spray, and 1 part clorox bleach. Spray the mixture on your genitals twice daily and you should be safe
*****************************************************
So finally the opening act came on. It was a trio of hard rocking asain girls that spoke very little, very broken english. They were called Tsu Shi Ma Mi Re, which if I understood the girl correctly loosely translates to "Buy our CD, we need gas money, wooooooooo"
http://sister.co.jp/TsuShiMaMiRe/index_e.html
They played for about two days. Which of course gave me more time to get good and "loose" for the main event. They were actually really enjoyable. The bassist had some serious skills. I was thoroughly impessed with her talent. Plus she kept high kicking the air. I swear she actually kicked the ceiling with her other foot never leaving the ground. I've never seen anything quite like it.
So finally the show was beginning. I managed to get 2 pictures before being told no pictures until after the show. The show was pretty great. Alot good music, and of course lots of skin. Some may have even considered it "racey"
During the course of the show, I behaved as you would expect. Too drunk to ooo and awe, I went with hooting and wooing, it worked well for me. I managed to have sex with 18 spectators while on the floor during the show. Most of them were female. It was really fantastic.
The show included everything from sexy hostage situations, to a fantastic glowing hula hoop display. Thats going to be the extent of describing the show. If you were that curious, you should have gone yourself.
As the show came to a close, so did I. Once it all went quiet and the lights came on, I came to the realization that I was entirely too drunk. I mean wow. So, I had a couple more drinks and furthered my disoriented state of mind. In my alcoholic haze I noticed one of the SGs walking by me. I now know that her name is Razzi. I got her attention with my smooth talking. I believe I said something like, "hey great show, how about a picture". For some reason, and I'm leaning towards pity, she agreed. She looks absolutely stunning in it, I on the otherhand leave something to be desired. I had to either focus on taking the picture, or trying to look good for the picture, I was in no shape to do both
*before you ask* My expression is not because I drank too much, I look like that because right before I snapped the picture Razzi punched me hard in the nose and said "smile bitch" It was a bitter sweet moment.
Now this part of the story may shock you......
She did NOT come home with me. I'm still in shock myself. And before you ask, yes I told her. But even after I informed her that I was hung like a shetland pony, she still declined. Go figure.
There it is, SG live was more fun than anything you did on october 24th. They better do it again next year.