johnedvs

Today was a funny day, I got up all flustered and put on shorts with a giant hole on the ass. I walked around pretty much all day with these shorts on. Some nice girl standing behind me in line asked if I knew I had a hole in my pants, by my reaction she could tell that I didn't. She complimented me on my boxers and I went on my way totally embarrassed. I am in no way smooth so that one could not have been played off. I totally have to throw these things out...ugh it's time to get some new clothes.