Letter from a "bull-shit excuse maker":
There really is no excuse for drinking like a nervous sewer rat but its Friday night and I'm ploughing through a case of heineken like there is no tomorrow and doing it because it helps me forget. it makes me less self conscious. It delivers me free from all the emotional hangups and tired cliches that lurk within. There are said to be 6 billion brain cells in the average human skull and I kill 2 every second that I imbibe. However, like a rabid dog I swallow pint after pint of the sweet nectar. I enjoy beer too much to pay attention to my doctor anyway. So whats your excuse for drinking?
Had a huge fight with my flatmate earlier this week ...because of chopsticks. I asked her if she'd seen my good pair of chopsticks (which I got as a gift by an ex). She called me an asshole and I almost called her a c___!
I stopped short of doing so when the thought of being ditched for a new tenant crossed my mind. And suddenly I was the bad guy. I just told her to quit throwing stuff away that doesn't belong to her.
This shit-kicker at work today told me that I was making up a lame-o excuse for not going to a team building exercise disguised as a staff bbq. I wanted to repeatedly hammer his head in with an orthopedic mallet but I needed to wash my hair. And return some video tapes.
excerpt from American Psycho...
BATEMAN
(Looking uncomfortably around the room)
If you really want to do something for me, you can stop making
this scene right now.
EVELYN
Oh God, I can't believe this.
BATEMAN
I'm leaving now. I've assessed the situation and I'm going.
Evelyn makes an effort to compose herself. She blots the
tears so they will not affect her make-up.
EVELYN
(Surprisingly calm)
Where are you going?
BATEMAN
I'm just leaving.
EVELYN
But where?
BATEMAN
I have to return some videotapes.
KIMBALL
Do you remember where you were on the night of
Paul's disappearance?
(He checks his notebook)
Which was on the twentieth of December?
BATEMAN
God...I guess...I was probably returning
videotapes.
© Brett Easton Ellis & Universal Studios
meh you'd get it if you liked the film
***
oh and i'm selling my supersweet Nintendo DS on eBay!!!
comes with 2 games = Pro Evo Soccer 2008 + Need for Speed Prostreet
go bid for it
a reluctant sale...
Buy my nintendo ds!
There really is no excuse for drinking like a nervous sewer rat but its Friday night and I'm ploughing through a case of heineken like there is no tomorrow and doing it because it helps me forget. it makes me less self conscious. It delivers me free from all the emotional hangups and tired cliches that lurk within. There are said to be 6 billion brain cells in the average human skull and I kill 2 every second that I imbibe. However, like a rabid dog I swallow pint after pint of the sweet nectar. I enjoy beer too much to pay attention to my doctor anyway. So whats your excuse for drinking?
Had a huge fight with my flatmate earlier this week ...because of chopsticks. I asked her if she'd seen my good pair of chopsticks (which I got as a gift by an ex). She called me an asshole and I almost called her a c___!
I stopped short of doing so when the thought of being ditched for a new tenant crossed my mind. And suddenly I was the bad guy. I just told her to quit throwing stuff away that doesn't belong to her.
This shit-kicker at work today told me that I was making up a lame-o excuse for not going to a team building exercise disguised as a staff bbq. I wanted to repeatedly hammer his head in with an orthopedic mallet but I needed to wash my hair. And return some video tapes.
excerpt from American Psycho...
BATEMAN
(Looking uncomfortably around the room)
If you really want to do something for me, you can stop making
this scene right now.
EVELYN
Oh God, I can't believe this.
BATEMAN
I'm leaving now. I've assessed the situation and I'm going.
Evelyn makes an effort to compose herself. She blots the
tears so they will not affect her make-up.
EVELYN
(Surprisingly calm)
Where are you going?
BATEMAN
I'm just leaving.
EVELYN
But where?
BATEMAN
I have to return some videotapes.
KIMBALL
Do you remember where you were on the night of
Paul's disappearance?
(He checks his notebook)
Which was on the twentieth of December?
BATEMAN
God...I guess...I was probably returning
videotapes.
© Brett Easton Ellis & Universal Studios
meh you'd get it if you liked the film
***
oh and i'm selling my supersweet Nintendo DS on eBay!!!
comes with 2 games = Pro Evo Soccer 2008 + Need for Speed Prostreet
go bid for it
a reluctant sale...
Buy my nintendo ds!
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oh and thanks for the thought, I feel like a narcissist, but so far they have been well received.