I remembered something abou tthese entries. I have a link to them in my instant messenger profile, which means that someone may read them after all. That is so embarrassing.
I miss being able to write well. I used to have something to say every minute of the day, and now all I can think about is how hungry I am and what I used to have. I am so, so, so understimulated. I've atrophied. I've gotten dusty and rusty and I just can't get clean.
Whenever I look at Suicide Girls all I can think is "where is she? how come i never ever run into girls like this? where are they?" (when I think, it's all lower-case).
Then I remember my visit to Seattle, which, though completely inside the state of Washington, is actually the capitol of HotPunkChicktopia. There's just a fun little geography fact for ya.
I'm getting boring in conversation now, for lack of practice. Makes me want to smack myself. Of course my doofus aquiantances don't think anything of it.
I don't think I've stolen enough in my life. I need to steal more. I'm a social anarchist, so there's all sorts of things that I can steal without feeling a twinge of guilt, but I just lack the impulse. I would steal soup.
Soup is really expensive considering so much of it is water, but then again I could say the same thing about bottled water. I could also steal me a frappucino. If I had big pockets I'd love to take fifty, since they put them in those tiny, tiny bottles. They're really good. I'm addicted now. That's probably why they only come in crack vials. Observe the difference:
"man I just scored a whole gallon of Frappucinos"
"Dude! we could totally have a party. That must have drained your wallet. man."
Compared to:
"man I just scored a gallon of milk"
"so? do you have anything to put in it? let's get some chocolate and vodka and we'll have mudslides."
Why are Frappucino's so expensive, and in such small bottles? Because Starbucks hates me, because I hate coffee. Sorry to drag the rest of you into it, it should've just stayed between Starbucks and I.
And you know where Starbucks is headquartered? Seattle, home of every suicide girl and suicide girl lookalike in the world. My only love, sprung from my only hate.
I say Starbucks should stop being so damn greedy and start selling Frappucinos in full size bottles, and let the ladies go. Yeah, I said it. Milk-based coffee drinks and beautiful women are for everybody, not just people with money, and people who live in Seattle.
OooOOoo! look! It's Starbucks!
I miss being able to write well. I used to have something to say every minute of the day, and now all I can think about is how hungry I am and what I used to have. I am so, so, so understimulated. I've atrophied. I've gotten dusty and rusty and I just can't get clean.
Whenever I look at Suicide Girls all I can think is "where is she? how come i never ever run into girls like this? where are they?" (when I think, it's all lower-case).
Then I remember my visit to Seattle, which, though completely inside the state of Washington, is actually the capitol of HotPunkChicktopia. There's just a fun little geography fact for ya.
I'm getting boring in conversation now, for lack of practice. Makes me want to smack myself. Of course my doofus aquiantances don't think anything of it.
I don't think I've stolen enough in my life. I need to steal more. I'm a social anarchist, so there's all sorts of things that I can steal without feeling a twinge of guilt, but I just lack the impulse. I would steal soup.
Soup is really expensive considering so much of it is water, but then again I could say the same thing about bottled water. I could also steal me a frappucino. If I had big pockets I'd love to take fifty, since they put them in those tiny, tiny bottles. They're really good. I'm addicted now. That's probably why they only come in crack vials. Observe the difference:
"man I just scored a whole gallon of Frappucinos"
"Dude! we could totally have a party. That must have drained your wallet. man."
Compared to:
"man I just scored a gallon of milk"
"so? do you have anything to put in it? let's get some chocolate and vodka and we'll have mudslides."
Why are Frappucino's so expensive, and in such small bottles? Because Starbucks hates me, because I hate coffee. Sorry to drag the rest of you into it, it should've just stayed between Starbucks and I.
And you know where Starbucks is headquartered? Seattle, home of every suicide girl and suicide girl lookalike in the world. My only love, sprung from my only hate.
I say Starbucks should stop being so damn greedy and start selling Frappucinos in full size bottles, and let the ladies go. Yeah, I said it. Milk-based coffee drinks and beautiful women are for everybody, not just people with money, and people who live in Seattle.
OooOOoo! look! It's Starbucks!