joeyjojo

"screaming with his one leg and all covered in feces"

Was in such a good mood today that I decided to let Flash out of the cage for a few minutes this morning while he hopped around the house screaming "Help me, help me! I am a prisoner! I was bought on the fucking internet! This motherfucker keeps me like a pet!"

I was laughing so very hard, kinda because the room I keep him in has reinforced 6 inch fiberglass soundproof walls and no one could ever hear him, but mostly because the little bastard looks so funny hopping around and screaming with his one leg and all covered in feces and shit...

So to share the laughter with you fucking jerkoffs, I give you...