joeyjojo

Ive obtained the services of a one legged boy to type for me as I lay on the couch drunkenly yelling / dictating my thoughts to him, whipping the occasionally half full beer can at him when he makes a mistake.

We will from this point on refer to him as Flash or Flashy. BUT NEVER Flasher. Thats fucking sick. He's a young boy and has only one leg you godamn degenerate.

I will post as often as I feel like.

I will relay to you:

Things that I am thinking, my opinions, my knowledge and my wisdom.
Things and or people that I like.
Those things and people that I do not care for.
Things that amuse me and should therefore amuse you as well.

Please feel free to spend the time typing comments that I will most likely not read.

If you are a male, I welcome your admiration, your requests for advice and your assorted praise. Your friendship is not something that i am necessarily desirous of, but we put men and women into space and that was a long shot at first discussion as well.

If you are a female however, you are already a strong, beautiful, kick ass woman as evidenced by your membership and / or photographs in various stages of undress.

I welcome friendship, chats, requests for sex and packages in the mail that contain your panties.