joenobody

okay, i was in stop and shop today with nina and her son michael. i was walking through the health food section and i stopped, lifted my leg up like a dancer and farted real loud. then i looked to my left and there was a guy right there looking at the organic potato chips. i walked away quickly and i almost died laughing.

also.... i complain alot bout people on SG. there's some real shits out there. but today on youtube, i found this series of videos called "the underminer" this is the kind of thing that i'm talking about! people who think they're nice because they pretend they're complimenting you then cut you down with something passive-aggressive in the next sentence. this is hilarious!



...of course i'm familiar with this in real life too. people just act like this on SG aalot. i think it's cuz people don't want to get the zot, so they'll get all "well, i'm just trying to be honest with you for your own benefit but you suck at life and you're ugly too. it's not my fault you can't take criticism.

i've been a vegetarian since i was 15 and i used to be more involved with nonprofits and activism and such.... i know this video is a joke, but people like this are real. and they're attracted to alternative lifestyles. i guess alot of people just like to tell everyone else that they're wrong and having a cause gives certain types another excuse to do that.