joenobody

i had the weirdest day monday.

so i'm staying in providence, and i'm driving around looking for a GNC. I usually order my cworkout supplements online because GNC is alot of overpriced crap, with a staff that try to convince you to buy GNC products so they get their comission. but i needed my NO X-plode, so i had to go there.

anyways, i'm lost and i pass the plaza the GNC is in so i turn around in this gas station parking lot. i have to take a big turn because the power steering is going on my truck. an old man comes out of the gas station and starts yelling at me for turning around in his lot. so i give him the finger, and he starts running at my truck. he puts his head down and charges foreward like he's using his head as a battering ram.

so, of course i drive off. i'm not gonna get into a punch up with an old man. the thought didn't even cross my mind. you just don't hit old people, retards, or girls. but i drive away, i cut back through the parking lot of the plaza with the GNC, and i exit and loop around a block once to make sure the old man isn't following me.

someone else was following me. a middle aged man in a black car. he waves me aside and asks if i just drove off from that gas station without paying. that's his uncle's gas station and he doesn't want to have to call the cops. i told him i just turned around in the lot, the old man yelled at me, and i gave him the finger. then the old man ran at my truck and i drove off.

"but you paid him for the gas right?" the guy asks

"i didn't even get gas there."

"oh, sorry." that was that. so i get to the GNC and the woman working there is the daughter of one of the guys i used to work with at the tattoo shop. the guy wanted me to date his daughter because i don't do drugs or drink. i met her a couple times and she was nice but we never really hit it off or anything. so i just politely talked for a few minutes and was on my way.

i get a call from the amateur fight promoter who wants me to fight in april. i tell him maybe in the summer. i want to fight again, just not until later. then my sister sends me a phone picture of a rodent crawling out the eye of a plastic dog skull. pretty cool, but i didn't expect that from my sister.

weird.

and i'm drinking alot of seltzer water now. i swear i'm not going gay and i haven't spent too much time in europe. when i went to brazil they gave you a little glass of seltzer to drink after you order an espresso. it kills the aftertaste. it's good like that.

and i have to go back to work on monday..... i knew it had to happen sometime, but it's always such a bummer.