joenobody

I went to the new england fetish fair this weekend. i had a great time of course. i met alot of people and found an awesome new latex dealer called ceresmoon. www.ceresmoon.com. she's in massachussetts and does custom stuff. she'll even do knockoff stuff from expensive brands like demask, so if you're into latex, check it out. i know the pain of being in love with expensive latex all too well.

nina_kova and i went to the ball on saturday night. the minute i left to pee i was thinking "what kind of skeevy guy is gonna try to hit on her while i'm gone for a minute?" and you know what? some hot blonde bombshell stripper came up to her and started dancing with her while i was away! she told me and i was like "what? you danced with a hot stripper and i missed it? go back and find her! i wanna see!"

it's weird, you go to an event where people talk about "poly this" and "group-sex that," and everyone still waits til you're alone or your date is alone to start up a conversation. oh well.... no group sex fun this weekend...

but on a perfectly wholesome note....

nina's kid got the game rockband for xbox 360. it's like guitar hero but you're an entire band. bass, vocals, guitar, and drums. the three of us have a band called "projectile vomit" named after my friend's high school punk rock band. and me and nina's son michael have another band called "the wankers." my character's name is joey vomit and you should hear me jam on vocals. my specialties are beastie boys "sabotage," ramones "blitzkreig bop," black sabbath "paranoid" and "gimmie shelter" by the rolling stones. it's an addictive game.

also, i'm getting better at yoga....Namaste....