joenobody

weirdest fucking thing happened last week...

i get this package in the mail. it has no names on it. not in the return address or at my address. it's from somewhere in Plainview, NY. the post office stamp says "old bethage, NY."

i open it up and it's a cd with no letter inside just a cd. the cd is called "totally fucking gay" and the cover is a muscle man's nude chest and the album title is written over it "with friends like these who needs enemas?"

on the back there's a picture of a jar of vaseline and it lists the songs:
elton john is hot
i wanna blow justin timberlake
a celebration of our manliness
jail ain't so bad
girls are icky
men in uniform
hetero bashing
an orgy with the village people

the whole cd is just some guy with some basic sound equipment singing like the choking ghost lady in the movie the grudge.

it sucks! i can't beleive someone wasted this much money on printing this cd..... there isn't even a record label. it's funny when you look at it, but that's as far as it goes.

i have no idea who sent it to me. somebody must be trying to insinuate something.

i thought it was this guy at work, cruz. because he always makes gay jokes to me. "hey joe, what're you having for dinner tonight? tubesteak smothered in underwear, with all the mansauce you can handle?"

but then i realized that my address was in punk planet and slug and lettuce and maximum rocknroll.... i don't know, but whoever sent it probably didn't put a name on the "to" address because they wanted my mom to open it.

i'll admit it was a pretty good joke though. it's definately a regifter for this christmas.