I thought about posting this to one or more of the groups I belong to, but decided that my blog would be the most appropriate place for this. It's about...The Hulk.
I haven't seen the movie and don't plan to, but I have read some of the comic books in my youth and watched the TV show with Bill Bixby, I think it was. I have one complaint about all of it...
When the character transforms into The Hulk, he literally bursts out of any and all clothing he's wearing, EXCEPT FOR HIS PANTS. Why is that? I'm not gay, but I want to see a huge green dick and balls swinging free, goddammit. Why not? The movie seems to go out of its way to make the transormation realistic, so why not lose the pants, too?? I mean, if the rest of his normal clothes won't fit The Hulk, how is it his pants stay on? I want to see his pants burst open at the zipper!!
I haven't seen the movie and don't plan to, but I have read some of the comic books in my youth and watched the TV show with Bill Bixby, I think it was. I have one complaint about all of it...
When the character transforms into The Hulk, he literally bursts out of any and all clothing he's wearing, EXCEPT FOR HIS PANTS. Why is that? I'm not gay, but I want to see a huge green dick and balls swinging free, goddammit. Why not? The movie seems to go out of its way to make the transormation realistic, so why not lose the pants, too?? I mean, if the rest of his normal clothes won't fit The Hulk, how is it his pants stay on? I want to see his pants burst open at the zipper!!