joebruthless

Once upon a time, a little elf named Ho'gan received a magic scroll form one of his village elders. He was told not to open it untill he reached the top of Mount Nodd'er. He left for his mission the next morning, bringing with him a latern, a walking stick and the magic scroll. He trekked through terrifying forests and dangerous desserts. Finally after two months, he had reached the base of Mount Nodder. He Climbed its steep walls, nearly falling to his death several times. He never looked back and continued on his mission. He arrived to the top of the mountain and there was a platform with a satchel. He sat at the platform and opend the scroll. In it was written,
"Yeah, Ho'gan, this really isn't a magic scroll. I just forgot to grab my satchel last time I went up to the mountain to meditate. If it's not there it's no Biggie. It's jsut some extra clothes and underwear. My favorite pair of boxers are in there and they're so comfortable. It would be a shame to lose them. Thanks so much. XOXOXOX Gun'torf the Douche"

Ho'gan returned the satchel to Gun'dorf. In it, there no longer remained any clothes, but instead was a huge pile of Ho'gan's feces, which he had collected on his way back from the mountain top.