Fucking Nuts
For one thing, I'd make an excellent Ninja. I have great balance and dexterity. I believe that I am the messiah and am just waiting for the day after the apocalypse to lead the way. I also have a very rampant imagination.... Pink Bunnies, Pink Bunnies.. The american people are completely insane in general, they listen to crappy music, watch crappy shows, have crappy lives, pray to crappy gods, have crappy jobs and are happy. They are insane, but they are the majority, so I'm fucking nuts along with many of you out there....

But I'm crazy, cause I'm not happy with my mediocre existence. I want to be someone larger than most. I have but one life to live and I'm going to take the most out of it, but I want to do it correctly. So its methodical, and honest. Because for some god awful reason.... I can't lie. I can't lie, i feel the need to be honest at all times and unfortunately its not always nice or what people want to hear. It can be scary or hurtful and I know this but you all should know it too. If you want the truth, dont ask for it, because I will say it. The truth being that most people are fucking idiots and stupidity has nothing to do with it. There is a lack of common sense and logic in the world. For example, I can tell that I'm crazy, why can't you tell that you're retarded?

But I love the world for the people on it, because with out them there would be nothing to laugh at and make fun of.